Click me?

Apparently I just won a pair of tickets to watch The Click Five perform live in Genting on 7 June 2008. Sadly I can't go. It could've been a great night up on the highland with the boyfriend though. I'm not a terribly big fan anyway, so I'm not devastated or anything. Didn't know I'd win anyway. Come to think about it, it could've been my first concert. But I think I'd leave that for an artist or a band that I really love.

So... Any takers?

Sorry baby, I'm just not in the mood

My thoughts are totally all over the place and I'm still not used to my new hairdo yet. Not that it's entirely new or anything, but I've just got it shorter and changed my side parting to the other side. So I'm totally annoyed of having to swipe my hair back every 5 seconds. Hate having hair touching my face but can't afford to not have hair in front of my face. Arghhhh!! The tension is killing me! Why do I have such squarish face??????????????? If I had a pretty little heart-shaped face like Charlize Theron's, I wouldn't have to worry about how exactly I need my hair to look like.

I'm only due to go down to Malacca this weekend but my mind has already made it down to Jonker Street. I'm visualizing all the yummy food that I can stuff myself full of and I can't sit still in the office today. I'm feeling terribly restless. There's a billion things to do but I don't know which one to do first. Everything seems to be so urgent and deadlines are catching up to burn my ass.

I'm absolutely not in the state of mind to think straight this moment. I need to lie down and stuff my face full of chocolates. Now if only I could find a couch for me to laze off and call it a day...

Camwhoring work trip

One could only imagine how hard it was to work on a full resort photography project without hiring any outside help - and we did it all from scratch! I'll not talk much about the work, but all I can say is I'm darn proud of myself - despite some little screw ups which I didn't handle too well. But other than that, I'm glad to give myself a little pat on my back. All work and no play makes Ashley a dull girl, which is precisely why we were fooling around whenever we could. Let the pictures show you how nutty the whole crew were.

Hell yeah I climbed up the wall!! You only need to figure out exactly how I did it

At the desert or the beach??

Just our luck - One of the shots we took.

Group pic at Tioman

You don't need me to tell you we were such camwhores - Fooling around at Subang airport

There's plenty of these lizards in Tioman, brought in many many years ago as food. I just forgot from which country.

Had a short weekend in Langkawi and this was how the outside of my room looked like. Not gonna show any inside shots because I don't bring justice to the rooms with my pictures.

They called this Orange Creme Brulee but it looked and tasted like a pudding instead. And it was my favourite food for the entire stay.

Woohoo!! My legs looked like they were a mile long

Don't ask. I don't know what's happening either



At one of the sets - We called it the RM50 wedding. Go figure!

You may or may not believe me when I say I'm the bride...

I've gone from one challenging portfolio to another daunting one. Work is definitely not getting any easier for me. Good comments and praises make me feel on top of the world, but I get stressed up almost immediately after. Doing good feels great, but that would only heighten other people's expectations about me. I'll try... Definitely much harder this time around :)

Weekend Laughs

I just read these lyrics and couldn't wipe the smirk off my face. They're just so fucking hillarious. Beats Mr. Bun's lyrics-rewriting skills anytime!!


Jackie Beat, still young and sweet!
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah…
You know I’m gettin’ older
And I’ve gained some weight, too
In my imagination I am just 22
I’m way too busy to do Jenny, Weight Watchers, too
The fast food is to blame, cholesterol’s through the roof

If there's a camera up in here that’s takin’ photographs of me
Then it’s true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement right here
tellin’ you, what to do'
Cause if you run the pics you got without the use of PhotoShop
I will hunt you down'
Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Don’t even try it, this is my diet

Retouch my body
Stretch me some more
Take off sixty pounds
Then take off ten more
Retouch my body
Re-size my head
Clean up my skin
Please tone down the red
Retouch my body
Lipo my thighs
With your computer mouse
I’m as big as a house
Retouch my body
Remove every curve
I’m goin’ to the mall to get a soft serve

Give me a tiny waist because I eat like a slob
Remove a chin or two and how’s about a nose job?
Erase under my eyes where it is wrinkled and dark
Your resume says that you worked on Jurrasic Park

If there's a camera up in here that’s takin’ photographs of me
Then it’s true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement in blood
or else you, will get sued
Cuz if I end up on Perez, Hilton lookin’ like a lez
I will hunt you down'
Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Don’t even try it, this is my diet

Retouch my body
Don’t wanna look tragic
So call In-dustrial
Light & Magic
Retouch my body
Make me look lean
Like fat-ass Oprah
on O Magazine
Retouch my body
Even out my tits
And make sure that this haute couture size 2 fits
Retouch my body
Blur it some more
Come on and give me what I’m payin’ you for
Retouch my body

I just want some gummi bears, I refuse to take the stairs
Make me fuckin’ young and sweet
Get rid of my celluleet
I don’t want no photo, boy
I want an oil painting
Retouch my body

Retouch my body
Don’t cause any trouble
I am in denial
Don’t ya’ burst my bubble
Retouch my body
Just look at Madonna
In real life she looks like
An ancient iguana
Retouch my body
And if you can of course
Try to make me look
Like less of a horse
Retouch my body
I’ve no other choice
I only wish you could retouch my voice
Retouch my fuckin' body!

What's wrong with me?

Stop and stare...
I think I'm moving but I've gone nowhere