And I wished time would pause


















So I got a free ticket to watch 'The King & I' during the weekend and my review would be a conensed and compact summary of two words:

Nice biceps.

Seriously. The lead and supporting males had huge ass muscles! The first half of the show was draggy and I didn't fancy the King's monolouges at all. Second half was at least bearable. The ending was so "wtf like that you also can call ending ah? wtf wtf". It could've been more engaging if I joined the lunch with the cast members two weeks ago, but you can't just summon a high fever away, can you?

Weekend was umm... I would call nice. But of course too short. Had nice and not-so-nice moments but I wished the weekend would never end. But everything comes to an end. Even draggy musicals with wtf endings and Harry Potter. Btw, it was so funny to see Harry Potter on sale for RM69.90 at Tesco...

Wedding: Waiting to be Inspired



















Isn't this super adorable? Totally fits my philosophy of "Your money is my money, my money is my money". Muahahaha...

My colleague, Kenix just told me she's getting married in October. Like Mr. Bun and myself, her relationship with her fiance is only a few months old. But they've already known each other since their college days. He recently proposed and she's quitting her job here soon to help her husband-to-be in his business. Ahh... So romantic.

I'm supposed to work on a generic wedding ad for our three islands. I'm so not inspired. I mean, I'm in love. But there's a difference between being a woman in love and a woman with a truly romantic ad concept. If I were to have a wedding, it's gonna be so OTT that the word romantic would become an understatement. So how to think of a romantic ad concept leh? Actually I did have one yesterday when my boss asked me to work on it. She told me to refer to an ad she worked on for her former employer and to my surprise, my initial (and blurry) concept was similar to hers. Great minds think alike, eh? :p

Groan... I'm terrible at this whole branding thing. But what to do? Must learn to overcome my limitations lah! Not sure if my ad concept will be well-received though. Tsk tsk... Hopefully Kenix's wedding energy is powerful enough to spark off some inspiration from my unromantic brain cells.

Hate it when I'm surrounded by this whole wedding talk. Makes me think of how my life would be if I were a missus. So far-fetched from my life right now. Which makes me hate thinking about it. Oh... My colleague, Sophia said it's a good idea us gals work with our husbands once we are married. That way, we can go to work whenever we feel like it, and not go to work when we have no mood for it. I told Sophia I'd talk to Mr. Bun and ask him to take over his dad's coffee shop after we get married. He can marry a few more concubines and they'll be the workers at the kopitiam, helping to serve customers, clean the dishes and what not. I don't mind the extra wives as long as he comes home in the evening to me with the moolah. I'm such a talented and efficient HR manager right? I know which industry I can join if I were ever to lose interest in the one I'm currently in.

Anyone with romantic wedding ideas/dreams/plans? Share with me can? Can lah...

P/S: I think the wedding vibe is starting to rub off some magic on me. Thanks to these wedding websites which Sophia recommended. How can you not love this poem I found??

"Body heat, tickled laughter, whispered sweets
Tangled feet, rumpled blanket, sweaty sheets
Hearts on beat, candid comfort, no tricks just treats
So complete, and tomorrow, let's repeat"

Small step to success




















Got a small bump in the paycheque. A small bump is better than no bump at all, nonetheless. Plan to buy the boyfriend dinner. Dear, save your appetite and tummy for that piece of juicy steak you've always wanted to eat. And yesh, yesh... Will not forget to bring the mother out for makan as well. Eat what ah? Umm... I read an advertorial on a Japanese buffet at Centrepoint a few weeks ago. Been wanting to go to try it out. Maybe bring the mother there la.

I sound very rich hor? Well, must belanja deserving people first ma. I do save up money every month anyway. Not like I spend 'em all. Bad news is I gotta start paying back the PTPTN loan now ;( Mom's been nagging edi...

Back from the island

So I just realised I don't have a label for my travels, so I created Travelogy starting with this entry. Hopefully I have more and more travel stories to share in the future. But my maiden trip to Berjaya Tioman Beach, Golf & Spa Resort wasn't about a holiday at all. It was work. I'm a fam trip virgin no more... Nothing on Berjaya Hills because I missed the trip up for the event on 'The King & I'. Was down with high fever. But at least you guys didn't have to go to the hospital to visit me. I was suspected of having dengue fever at first. But I'm alright now.
















Good airport. It knows smoking is bad for health.

















We flew to Tioman via Berjaya Air and it's suffice to say that the airplane is only able to fly short distances and thank god for that. I always seem to forget an item or two after I leave the house for a trip. It's a bad curse I have. So I was longing for a jacket when I came close to shivering at the Subang Airport. I don't know what happened between the cab driver and my mom but I was so near to getting sent to KLIA instead. Imagine the disaster that would've happened if I really did end up at the wrong airport.
















Well, apart from the fact that my boss wanted me to start knowing the resorts and the people who work there, I was there for the Tioman Mega Dive. An event that could've gone to greater heights if the organizers were less disorganized. But let's not get to the bitching, shall we?

















































































Room 501 - Standard Chalet. Newly refurbished somemore. I liked my room a lot. Even more so if it was right next to the beach. But I wasn't too far away though. The room was small and cosy, just nice for any lone traveller or a couple. It was just so comfy to sleep on that King-sized bed all on my own. Syiok!! The bathroom was nice, but any person in bigger size wouldn't have been able to fit into the bath tub. It's kinda small. And I wished the hot water stayed hot.




















Sri Nelayan... This place is huge. And it's called a coffee house. More like an eating hall, I'd say. I was surprised with the amount of angmohs we had at the resort. Local travellers were a rare sight.



































The Superior Chalets, for those who prefer bigger room space or simply want to choose to live on a higher level, for whatever reason...



















Getting around on the shuttle. Bad ass modified vehicle. Plenty of those around on the island. No JPJ to saman the people here.



Not much of interesting bits for this trip. Mostly due to the fact that I only stayed one night. But it was a great experience to finally arrive at one of the places which I only got to know from the brochures and flyers we work on in the office everyday. And meeting my colleagues at the resort was fun. We had beer 'til one a.m. in the midnight, just blowing water and laughing at our personal jokes. Was just spending some fun time with some really cool people. Aah... Kill me if you want me to stay longer than a week here, though. Life is so mundane here. You do the same boring stuff over and over within the same small space. I don't know how the guests stay more than a week on one stretch when they come. I can't handle that. Unless it's Hawaii or something like that. Looking forward my next fam trips.

Zooming past six months

Officially, it's been seven months. But who cares if it came one week past its due date?

I was confirmed to my job yesterday.

But I'm in no condition to celebrate. Sick again. It's pretty bad this time around. The fever and flu is dizzying up this girl. Nearly fainted yesterday. Seriously, I'm not trying to be a drama queen. Thank god Mr. Bun was around. Feeling better now compared to the past two days when I was trapped in the chilling and agonizing air-conditioned office. Next week, I'm away for nearly the whole week. Up to the hills on Monday and flying off to the golden sandy beaches of Tioman Island. Back to the bustling sights and sounds of KL City on Friday. Absolutely no time with the boyfriend. But he was so sweet, he drop by this morning with two huge nuts for me. Two coconuts, that is. Maybe he'll drop by again later after watching Die Hard 4.0 with his boyfriends. Groan... I need more rest. Nothing is good on telly right now so I'm stuck with watching Concert for Diana. See you guys when I'm back from my free fam trip to Tioman. Try not to be jealous kay? 'Cause I'll be in Redang next month or so for another fam trip. Work, but still...

I Don't Want A Plastic Bag



















One month ago when I found out about this bag, I was like, "Who cares about this stupid bag?"

Now I'm this stupid person making frantic phone calls on how I can get my hands on it. The Malaysian launch is this week and I'm eating my own shorts because I don't think I can get one from the Boleh nation.

So dear friends, if you have some love for the Pinkster, please get me one from the enchanted lands of abroad and I'll be glad to pay you back. I won't mind if it's a prezzie either ;)

Deb, your jetsetting lifestyle brings you to all over the world. Please keep an open eye for me and hopefully you'll have this bag stuffed in your briefcase for me when you come home end of this year.

Darshini, I know this damn thing is sold out in the U.K., but if in any case that you can have 'em shipped to your address or something, please do me this big ass favour. Pleaseeeeeeeeee...

Alex, they have it in Jakarta! Read my sms. Help me buy it!! I'll take good care of Joanna for you. I swear!

I hope Mr. Bun can work out a miracle and get me one this week. Threats of "Don't come see me if you don't get the bag" don't seem to work on the boyfriend. Not that I was serious anyway. But I really really want the bag :( Badly... I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want! I want!

Reason #5436 to hate Paris Hilton: I bet she can get a dozen of these for free without even trying to ask for it. Here I am bitching about how much I want it but can't on my blog. Blah!

Sam's Happy Time!




















Four words: Fucking excellent. Must watch!

So good that you'll leave the cinema thinking that these robots really do exist. Mr. Michael Bay, can I call you Mike? Look Mike, you just nailed it. Killed it! The CGI's were more than perfect, the jokes were funny and you made bumblebee look like a little sad puppy when it got caught. It's just a robot for god's sake but I was actually afraid of it getting hurt. Really! Mike... You're just super cool, you know? But no thanks to making my boyfriend thinking that his car would actually transform into a robot. Anyway people, please go and watch it. You know I don't lie about these things. It was so good that the people in my cinema hall clapped their hands after the show ended. So drama la these fuckers...

Outside These Four Walls

How I long for the days when I had the liberty to say "Screw it" to any work I didn't feel like doing, and say "Fuck you" to anyone who gets into my face. A job is part of growing up, and definitely a part of my life. Please do not misunderstand that I hate my job. I love it to bits. I just miss having time to do the things I oh-so love. Like going for a movie (with student discount!) in the middle of the day with Danny and walk around Midvalley until both of us get bored. Or finish reading an entire book (for free) at Borders and MPH. Have an afternoon nap right after finishing a 2-hour lecture. Take a 2-hour lunch break and talk kok with my friends at UTAR mamak. Yumcha in the middle of the night for few nights in a row. Go for late night movies. Have makan outings with deb deb, Miss World, Jas and Dar.

I really miss the carefree days. I know, I know... I should shaddup and not complain. It's over and done with. But still miss lor :(

But I won't ask to go back in time. Because back then I'd still think it was impossible for me and Mr. Bun to be together. Lol!

My blog is as 'un-happening' as my life right now. Mostly dealing with repeated motions. It's about one and a half months until my trip to Hong Kong. I can't wait to break free of this cycle. It's good. But too long can drive me cuckoo. Actually it's still not that bad la. Since I know a little bit more about the travel industry now, I can plan for more holidays in the future. Surely got cheaper price ler... I don't know when my boyfriend is going to get his passport done. I'm itching to go to Vietnam and want him to go with me. But I haven't spoke about it yet. I've got Langkawi and Bangkok waiting in line. Vietnam should come next. And hopefully not too long later, it's backpacking across Europe. It's in my 'Things to do before I die' list, apart from a gazillion other things. One more thing coming up in September: Bukit Kepong. No, I'm not planning a communist rebellion. It's a significant part of my life which I'm (truthfully speaking) happy about. Let's talk about it when I get back from there, shall we? No point in counting chicks when the eggs aren't hatched. Hint: Think the Ben Stiller movie with Robert de Niro. Don't say I'm so bad never give clue ah.

I'm gonna be so bored this weekend. The boyfriend's gonna be away. I wanna watch Shrek 3 before he leaves. I think Paris Hilton's gonna be released from jail today or tomorrow right? Let the world rejoice for the freedom of the socialite!! As if the world is going to be saved from violence and global warming when she's released. I was watching E! the other day and the slut told Ryan Seacrest that she's gonna help make a difference in the lives of female prisoners. That she's gonna help develop a transitional home to help them get back on their feet after released from jail and not fall into vices again. Let's see... Let's all see.

Rather be dead

The Bad that makes me feel like dying
Gastric
Indigestion
Bloated
Dehydrated
Chapped eyelids
Constipation
Diarrhoea
Tired
Still no news from big bro
Unfinished workload

What makes it still worthwhile to be living
Mr. Bun
A day off
A boss who doesn't scream at me for taking MCs


But I still feel very sick. Badly. Gonna go lie down now...

What Kind of Baby Am I?

----------------------------------- SEPTEMBER BABY -----------------------------------------

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, Motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.


Hey kawan-kawan, accurate or not? Let me know ;)

Burglary... The Aftermath

How ironic it is to come home to this after watching 'Ocean's 13'. But the fuckers who broke into our home are a humiliation compared to the Ocean gang. I just found out we weren't the only victims. Mei Ping's house was broken into as well, on the same day as ours were. Looks like it was a planned attack on several houses in my area. I tell myself to forget about it. That it's already over. But what if the nightmare comes back? What if the nightmare gets worse the next time? It's so sickening to realize even my own home is not safe anymore. I was wrong about my room being untouched. They went through my parent's and my room. Took my piggy bank with less than RM20, all in 50 cents coins and my Olympus camera. My brother's Lumix was right beside it but they didn't bother taking it along. Other than that, they left my room in a mess and a painful memory for us to keep. I was so disgusted to find my clothes rummaged through. I felt like washing them all, after thinking how those fuckers' filthy hands had touched them. But I took a deep breath, sucked it up and slowly put my room back in order. They even thought I had money in my Pucca-bank but it was solely for display purposes. I realized 'cause Pucca was moved from its original position. Anyway, my heart is still aching and I still can't stop worrying. Can't stop thinking about so many what ifs...
































































































































































































































I'm a different person as I was one day ago. My heart just died a little inside. Is there no more security left in humanity?

This Week

Monday
- Suffered from Monday Blues but went ahead with work anyway.
- Mr. Bun went back to his hometown so I'm left all alone in KL, with no one to play.

Tuesday
- Had my department's monthly meeting and suddenly got severe work stress after realising how heavy my workload really is. And how other fuck-ups play a role in adding to my stress by delaying their work and then my work also delay then I kena boss.
-Kena tiu from mom because of my bad temper + lack of manners. Ok lah... Will work hard to change.
- Mr. Bun called to tell that he's bringing home his mom's homemade glutinous rice dumplings for me to eat. Yipee!! And other stories about me which he told his mom (So funny the way his mom interviewed him in detail about his girlfriend. Kakaka)

Wednesday
- Boss not around so can finally work at my own pace. But not really, because fuck-ups like to ask me to do last minute work for them.
- Bought a new pair of Nike sneakers, pokai for the month, at the beginning of the month.
- Determined to go to Mr. Bun's place as many times as possible to work out. Getting fat and sluggish.
- Mr. Bun called to tell that his mom made dumplings without pork lard, especially for me!! Without her knowing the fact that I hate lard in the first place. Wow, this woman telepathic ah? Hmmm... Must be careful of not letting her detect my plans on cheating on her son :p
- Packed my stuff to bring while staying over at Mr. Bun's place.

Thursday
- Had an okay day at work.
- Mr. Bun dropped by after lunch to pass me dumplings before heading back to his place.
- Had a lovely time eating dumplings with my colleagues at 6pm.
- Came back out to finish up on work and saw 3 missed calls from mom, 3 missed calls and 1 sms from the boyfriend . Couldn't get through mom's line so waited before leaving the office earlier than usual.
- Mom told me that our home had been broken into by a burglar.
WHAT THE FUCKKKK?????
- Called Mr. Bun to tell him what happened and to wait for my call.
- Frantically tried to call second brother to check if my valuables are still around. Phew!! Untouched.
- Called mom to ask how things are and to tell I'll call back later.
- Left the office without Mr. Bun picking up my calls to tell him I'm leaving. Extremely bad mood because I didn't know how to react to the whole situation and he's not picking up the phone. Millions of random and unhappy thoughts swirling around in my head. No mood for gym.
- Monorail station fucking packed. Had to wait for the next train while standing next to a smelly immigrant. Couldn't be bothered because I was too caught up in my own thoughts. The boyfriend finally answered after a few dozen phone calls.
- Got picked up from the LRT station and kept silent for 99% of the time during whole ride home. Collapsed onto Mr. Bun's mattresses after putting down my bags and started to cry while holding on tightly to his arms. Confused tears couldn't stop flowing and Mr. Bun patiently consoled me while I wet his mattress (with tears, of course). Didn't dare to complain much to the boyfriend because my troubles were peanuts compared to what he has gone through before (Actually, nothing much la, I was just in a state of confusion. Scared and helluva mad at the same time).
- Called mom after stopped crying. Fucking burglar took away dad's bigass MILO tin looking thing with RM500++ worth of change inside. Broke in by cutting off the lock. Btw, mom was watching TV while telling me this. Niamah... Still got mood wor. Anyway, then I felt much better, especially after all the crying and thank goodness I was with the boyfriend. If not sure traumatic like hell at home and stress level would hit off the roof!
- Free massage ;)

Friday
- Work as usual.
- Body aching as usual.
- Missing Mr. Bun.
- Watching 'Ocean's 13' with Kuan Yee tonight.
- Booked tickets to watch 'Men in White' with Mr. Bun on Sunday.
- Hopefully things at home are okay.

Saturday
- Gonna sleep 'til damn late.
- Then wait for Mr. Bun to pick me up after he finishes work.
- If gym is still open, must go for a work-out.
- No money for a Saturday night drink but feel like having one.

Sunday
- GYM!!
- Go for movie with Mr. Bun.
- Go home.

Shoe Fetish

Aiyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoooooooo......

I think I have a problem with shoes. I seem to be buying a pair with every month's paycheque. Just when I thought I could stop this month, here I am filled to the brim with pangs of guilt. Feeling like I shouldn't have bought the Nike sneakers, which I just did, and am trying to feel less guilty by telling myself that I need them. Yeah, really NEED them. I tell myself, I'm going to Hong Kong in two month's time and at this moment, I can barely breath after climbing a fleet of stairs which is less than 30 steps. How to shop till I drop then? Haven't shop already drop lo...

Mission possible: To go to Mr. Bun's place every possible day and work out like mad in the gym. Probably throw in a lap or two in the swimming pool as well. Hmmm... Then can lose weight for Langkawi in November as well. Muahahahahahaha... Nobody's gonna say that I put on weight anymore in a few week's time. Watch this space.

Rapunzel

I'm feeling rather deperate right now for my hair to grow long overnight. No... I didn't pull off a Britney "Oops, I shaved my head" Spears. I just miss having long locks :(
















Back when I was an intern at ACP

















Zany students + Equally zany lecturer

















Who could resist a Baskin Robbin's 31% promo? Such clever marketing strategy they have...





















With Danny for our Air Asia presentation. You'll never guess which brand's shirt I'm wearing ;)

















My 20th birthday





















Was bored in UTAR library, so camwhored lo. At least I'm not like that slob behind me...

















My favourite camwhore picture (which didn't require any Photoshop)


So how ah? Should I keep holding on until I have long hair or keep chopping 'em off? Choices... Choices... Any suggestions? Perhaps remedies on how to make my hair grow long faster?

UTAR...

From its humble beginnings as Universiti Tak Ada Ruang (nickname courtesy of Mr. Bun), UTAR has since evovled into this:

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2007/6/2/nation/17913928&sec=nation

Babi ah... Until now also haven't give me back my caution money. Now want to open new campus ah? Somemore make us poor students pay for development fees. I got use your UTAR Kampar campus meh? Make me pay for what? So diu!! Kns...

Crying Bully

Not the most serious journalistic piece of news written, but entertaining and funny like hell.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2007/6/2/nation/20070602144436&sec=nation

Feeling crappy, Feeling jazzy.

I guess that makes me Crazzy? Meaning crazy. Deb's right. I do sound depressed lately. I realised most of my depressing entries are posted during my working hours. Gosh... How can the job I love so much make me so depressed? It's not the job... It's some people, trust me. So how to reduce depression level to keep working progress ah? Listen to Michael Bublé la, of course! Since my crappy PC has no sound card, my mp3 player is being put to good use again. Talking about my mp3 player, now I realised 512MB is soooooooo not enough. I need want *cough cough* a new iPod *cough*
















I'm never a jazz person, but Michael Bublé is just irresistable. I do feel much better when I listen to his songs while working. Very relaxing. Even more so if the vacuum cleaner stops making all that fucking noise. At one point, I was actually lip-synching and moving my head around. Two seconds later, I stopped because I suddenly remembered that I'm in the office. Not owned by my father somemore. Bublé's songs also remind me of my barista days. Back when I had that piece of green cloth over my torso, smell of coffee in my hair, surrounded by coffee beans+milk+coffee powder+frappucino premix+ice+Starbucks mugs+chocolate syrup+caramel+cheesecakes+sandwiches+panini breads+Bearistas+pastries, jazz songs ringing in my head, feeling rather lewd when I wipe milk off the steamer (it does look like baristas are wanking that thing, if you care to notice), being annoyed by customers who ask for 'cili sos'. Oh... If you ask, I'll be glad to share my most hillarious Starbucks barista story. I think no one can beat it by far. Ok la... Need to zoom back to BHR mode now. Enough of Starbucks flashback.



Lunch Break

Not that WQ tagged anybody, but I was just feeling rather bored after chewing down a mega-sized salmon sandwich and felt like doing this. And my feet hurt like crazy and I still gotta go down to the watch shop downstairs later to replace my watch's battery. Ahh... Life in slow motion.

1. Name one person who made you smile last night.
Mr. Bun.

2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Rushing to get my hair done.

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Shopping at Watson's.

4. What was something that happened to you in 2006?
I farted.

5. What is the last thing you said aloud?
"YER!!!"

6. How many different things did you drink today?
Vitamin C, Drinking water = Two.

7. What color is your hairbrush?
Pink.

8. What was the last thing you paid for?
A fuchsia-coloured wide-tooth hair comb.

9. Where were you last night?
Sleeping on my bed.

10. What color is your front door?
Silver. Aluminium ma...

11. Where do you keep your change?
In my wallet/pocket.

12. What is the weather like today?
No idea. No windows in the office.

13. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Jamoca!! Shit la. Baskin Robbin's having a sales downstairs but I cannot eat :(

14. What is something you are excited about?
My HK trip!!

15. Do you want to cut your hair?
Want and don't want at the same time. How? You tell me how la!

16. Are you over the age of 25?
Nope.

17. Do you talk a lot?
Sometimes...

18. Do you watch The O.C.?
Hell no!

19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
Not really.

20. Do you make up your own words?
Sometimes... Does 'stupiad' count?

21. Are you typically a jealous person?
Sometimes...

22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter “A”
Ah Beng.

23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter “K”
Kay.

24. Who’s the 1st person on your received calls list?
Mr. Bun.

25. What did the last text message you received say?
OK!

26. Do you chew on your straws?
Nope.

27. Do you have curly hair?
Nope. And I don't ever want to. Again. Ever.

28. Where is the next place you’re going?
Some watch shop on the first floor.

29. Who is the rudest person in your life?
I don't think I'd keep a rude person in my life...

30. What is the last thing you ate?
A mega-sized salmon sandwich.

31. Is marriage in your future?
If anyone proposes... I guess yes.

32. What is the best movie you’ve seen in the past two weeks?
Hated the ending but 'Pirates of the Caribbean 3' was the best so far.

33. Is there anyone you like right now?
I like tons of people. But I only love a few. And there's different kinds of love. I'm gonna get long-winded if you need me to be specific.

34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
*thinks hard* Few days ago, I guess.

35. Are you currently depressed?
Depressed, no. Bored, hell yes.

36. Did you cry today?
No la. For what?

37. Why did you answer and post this?
Because I'm bored and my feet hurts and I'm lazy to walk around to kill the boredom.

38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey.
Dowan. Lazy.

Bored at work

Can I just say... Thank God I can blog from work today!! I'm not sure how and why, but I'm just bloodyhell glad that I can access my blogspot account from my miserable PC at the office. I'm still overjoyed even if there's no reason given. Today is such a crappy day. I'm hit by the weekend bug. Absofuckingly no mood to work, but of course I'll manage well despite my escalated procrastinatory feeling. If I don't, things are gonna get worse than being skinned alive by my boss. It's not the punishment that sucks, it's the guilt that I'll feel. In short, it's been a crappy week. I hated Monday, and although I have nothing against Friday, I can't wait for today to be over and done with. I'm gonna be charging up my batteries tomorrow before an extra long weekend with Mr. Bun ^_^ I love day offs. I love having 18 days of annual leave. But sure as hell I'm gonna die from the heavy workload after I get back from my leave next week -.-"

So to keep procrastinating my self from dying of utter boredom-ness and hatred for work, I've worked on a list of the yummy guys which I've always dreamt of shagging and were my pets.

Brian Littrell
I used to write "I [heart] B-Rok" on my palm all the time during secondary school because Brian's nickname was 'B-Rok'.

Justin Timberlake
I loved him when he was in 'N SYNC, and I still do now. Although I must admit, I did like him better in the early days. Yala, he's much hotter now. But there was something so sweet in his early innocence which he already lost. Maybe it's Britney's fault...

JC Chasez
Perez Hilton said he's gay. So he may be, but so what? I love JC!!

Darren Hayes
I was devastated when Savage Garden came to KL and I was underaged at the time :( But nevermind la. Darren's gay and married anyway. Wish him all the best lo...

Daniel Jones
Natalie Imbruglia... She's one lucky bitch.

Marty Casey
I never watched Rock Star INXS but I downloaded the entire show after I saw Marty perform. He made me understand and love the song, 'Wish You Were Here', originally done by Pink Flyod (unlike some rock star wannabe ex-boyfriend who once said both of us are like the song. wtf?).

Daniel Wu
Need I say more? Seriously, need I fucking say more???

Nicolas Cage
Yes, old enough to be my dad but I'd still like to get laid by Nicolas *puppy eyes* Please?

Brandon Flowers
Two words: Femininishly sexy

Joey G
The only person I've managed to meet in person so far. Half-Malay and married to a Malay but I still don't care!

Chester Bennington
Supposed to meet Chester but some groupie bitch stole it from me. Or did I give it to her? I feel like I gave it to her. C***.

Bert McCracken
Who knew I'd have a thing for a smelly drug-addict?

Hugh Jackman
That face... That chest... Those muscles... That grin he always has... *swoon*

Orlando Bloom
Cutie cutey cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute!!

Somehow I know I'm able to come up with a longer list. But for some reason, I can't go further. Maybe it's the dead brain cells. Or maybe I fell out of love for some of my lou gongs. Yup, I'm actually embarassed that once upon a time, I actually like feng tau ah bengs like Nicolas Tse, Stephen Fung and (here comes the worst!) Vic Zhou from F4. Vic Zhou is not feng tau, just a sissy *trembles*

Random: Just got this in my office mailbox. OMFG. I'm so tempted to go. But I don't think I can afford it :(

Dior
Cordially invites you to our
­­­­­­­
PRIVATE SALE
On exclusive ready-to-wear, shoes
and accessories for women.
26th MAY 2007
11.00am – 6.00pm
at
The Attic
61-2 Jalan Bangkung,
Bukit Bandaraya,
59100 Kuala Lumpur.
Enjoy a lovely afternoon tea at this wonderful gallery.bar.lounge while you shop.
Special discounts up to 20% on food & beverage for invited guests


Why am I not a filthy rich spoilt brat? Why? Why? Why???????

Bookworm

What Be Your Nerd Type?
Your Result: Literature Nerd
 

Does sitting by a nice cozy fire, with a cup of hot tea/chocolate, and a book you can read for hours even when your eyes grow red and dry and you look sort of scary sitting there with your insomniac appearance? Then you fit this category perfectly! You love the power of the written word and it's eloquence; and you may like to read/write poetry or novels. You contribute to the smart people of today's society, however you can probably be overly-critical of works.

It's okay. I understand.

Drama Nerd
 
Social Nerd
 
Science/Math Nerd
 
Gamer/Computer Nerd
 
Artistic Nerd
 
Musician
 
Anime Nerd
 
What Be Your Nerd Type?
Quizzes for MySpace



P/S: Wow... Close to 5 months working at this place and I can finally blog from work. Crappy PC...

I hate Mondays

I never used to understand what 'Monday Blues' meant. Monday used to be just another day. Or another hari Isnin, or 星期一. Now I hate it like nobody's business. It's not really Monday's fault. It's just that no sane person would look forward to another five long days in the office after a nice weekend. And my weekends are very nice, mind you. That's because I have Mr. Bun around. And it's not really torturing to have a five-day week in the office either. Time flies. Seems like just yesterday that I was still rotting in the miserable corridors of UTAR. Look where I am now. On my way to corporate biatchness. So... Can I really say I hate Mondays? Yes, I do hate 'em pretty much. I wish I could just show my middle finger to everyone who pissed me off today and tell them to screw off and leave me alone. To get out of my face. And I wish I could tell Mr. Bun sometimes that I hate him. Hate him for spoiling me. Yes, he does that a lot. I'm starting to get clingy. Gosh... That's the last thing on earth that I wanna do. Must.Not.Get.Clingy. But don't stop showering me with the attention that I crave. I'm the Queen Bee, and people should worship me. What am I yammering about here?

And last weekend was the WEEKEND!! I learnt how to driveeee! Can you believe it? Yesssss... I drove. For a good half an hour. Basically just going round and round my housing area. Mr. Bun was my instructor. No mishaps happened, except for the slight physical contact between Mr. Bun's 'Little Blackie' (小黑) and a Mercedez. Not even a scratch, but we didn't dare to go past it again and quickly cabut lari. It's not really hard to drive an automatic, I just need to get used to controlling the car and learn how to pay attention to the front, sides and back. Phew... It's not that easy either. Few more lessons and then I can graduate to the real roads. Only half an hour for the first tutorial already made me tired. Mentally, mostly. So if you happen to see me on the road soon, be careful. I'm new. You'll only risk to hurt yourself if you try to instigate any fear from me while I'm driving. Stay away!

Can't wait until the next week comes. Mr. Bun is moving to a new place and I'm gonna help being his maid for a day. But sans the French maid costume though :p If my mom finds out, she's surely gonna think that her daughter's an ass 'cause the daughter hardly helps around with the housework, but now is gonna help the boyfriend clean up. My excuse theory is, I must make the boyfriend think I can make a good housewife one day and trick him into at least think of marrying me. When he starts making plans, it's all gonna be too late and he'd have no choice but too really marry me by then. Muahahahahahaha... Am I such a genius or what?Females are not only smarter and cooler than males are, we're evilly incredible too.

Enough of nonsense. Gotta clock in to meet Mr. Chow. Hope Tuesdays are more bearable.


Puzzle of the day: T_ _ _ _ _ _ M_ _ & G_ _ _ _ T_ _.
It's endearing to see how these two simple things can make him so happy.

Venus vs. Mars

Females are way better than males. Seriously. A picture can tell a thousand words. Let the following pictures explain two thousand words and you shall understand.















Mine


















Mr. Bun's


Disclaimer: Mr. Bun and I didn't have an argument. I'm just trying to remind people that us girls are way cooler than you guys :p

I found it

I first saw the link to this video on Perez Hilton, but couldn't watch it in the office. Yeah, my office PC sucks. Anyway, when I tried to look for it again a few days later, I couldn't find it anymore. But I knew it was something huge 'cause a lot of people seem to be talking about it. I was curious la... Really wanted to find out what the fuck Akon did. And now I know. He fucked. Well, not really la. But close to it anyways...

Don't eat here
















Seriously. You gotta believe what I'm telling you. Service's bad, and the food sucks. Mango tong yuen... What mango tong yuen? It's only available after certain hours (I couldn't catch what time the waiter said 'cause he was mumbling), and they didn't even state it on the menu! They took forever to suggest to me to cancel my steamed fishball after me complaining asking three times. The people who work at this place can't read 'cause they brought two cups for the Chinese tea we ordered, despite us writing 4. They even keyed in 2 in the receipt. So in a nutshell, this place is totally BLAH!! No food shots 'cause it all just sucks soooo bad.

P/S: Don't get fooled by this: http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2007/4/17/central/17355647&sec=central. Because I was. Be thankful I warned you.

Congrats















Well done, Mei Ping. You finally made it :) Hope you like Snoopy. Sorry la. I prefer Snoopy over MacDao. But at least you have the mini-version ma. Hehe...

Last Weekend

I left Mr. Bun alone for a day and went up to Fraser's Hill with my colleagues. The journey up and down the hill was dreadful and the place was dead. Alas, I had a bunch of zany people around me so it was all good. And they have fried sweet potato that taste so damn good as well :)















































I didn't lose any rounds of the games :)

















Fresh from the kuali!!

















Not far away from home...





















Check out the fengtau car!

























I wish we stayed here instead



















My favourite shot