You know you're old when...

A father tells his son to thank you like this:
Dad looking at young son: Se**, say thank you, aunty.

*sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces*
Which effing part of my face looks AUNTY ??? This is what I'd like to call poor parenting. It's like teaching your kid that a horse is in fact a donkey. I can't deal with this. How can anyone call such a young, hot, fabulous, fashionable, trendy, chic, pretty and kind young lady an AUNTY?? I need to dig a hole and just die. Or better yet, throw that dad into the hole and just leave 'em there to die from drowning in a big puddle of rain water. That'll teach ya not to simply call me an aunty.
*storms off to buy a shovel*

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